Looked behind itself and tied its neck in a knot. A cautionary tale, preserved in sediment. The real Brachiosaurus (say it BRAK-ee-oh-SORE-us) lived in the Late Jurassic — front legs longer than its back legs gave it a giraffe-like reach into the treetops. Pure black vector ink with X eyes and hand-hatched shading, so it prints razor sharp at any size. Dark humor, best for teens and up. Die-cut matte vinyl in three sizes; the laminate shrugs off rain, dishwashers and backpack abuse.