Hugged a cactus. A cautionary tale, preserved in sediment. The real Triceratops (say it try-SERR-ah-tops) lived in the Late Cretaceous — three horns, a solid frill, and a front-row seat to the asteroid — it lived right to the end. Pure black vector ink with X eyes and hand-hatched shading, so it prints razor sharp at any size. Dark humor, best for teens and up. Die-cut matte vinyl in three sizes; the laminate shrugs off rain, dishwashers and backpack abuse.