Put its head through a tire swing and stayed. Natural selection filed this one under 'lessons'. The real Brachiosaurus (say it BRAK-ee-oh-SORE-us) lived in the Late Jurassic — front legs longer than its back legs gave it a giraffe-like reach into the treetops. Pure black vector ink with X eyes and hand-hatched shading, so it prints razor sharp at any size. Dark humor, best for teens and up. Thick matte vinyl that peels clean and re-sticks once or twice before committing — made for bottles, laptops and journals.