Velociraptor — Looked down a loaded crossbow to see why it would not fire. dinosaur sticker, Extinction Fails collection
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Extinction FailsCretaceousDark humor · teen and up

Velociraptor

Looked down a loaded crossbow to see why it would not fire.

Looked down a loaded crossbow to see why it would not fire. Evolution giveth, and evolution watcheth it happen. The real Velociraptor (say it veh-LOSS-ih-RAP-tor) lived in the Late Cretaceous — turkey-sized and feathered — quill knobs on its forearm prove it. Pure black vector ink with X eyes and hand-hatched shading, so it prints razor sharp at any size. Dark humor, best for teens and up. Matte vinyl with a protective laminate — it survives water bottles, dishwashers and about three years of direct sun.

SizeLongest edge
1
SpeciesVelociraptor · Cretaceous period
MaterialMatte laminated vinyl, 3.2 mil. Waterproof, UV-resistant, dishwasher-safe. Cut to the silhouette with a clean white edge.
PrintingPrinted to order in our studio from the full-resolution master, so the 6-inch size shows every line.
ShippingShips within 3 business days by US mail. Free over $12.